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They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Keep the laugh going 😂

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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