Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up. Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed. Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.