Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.
  • I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
  • Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.
  • My favorite color is money.
  • My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.
  • I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.