Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Commentary:
"Dear brain, you're treating hunger and boredom like a 'choose your own adventure' book πŸ“š, but my waistline is not amused! Please start reading the signs before my pants file for divorce. πŸ”πŸ›‹οΈ #BrainVsBelly"