Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
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"Dear brain, you're treating hunger and boredom like a 'choose your own adventure' book 📚, but my waistline is not amused! Please start reading the signs before my pants file for divorce. 🍔🛋️ #BrainVsBelly"

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