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"Dear brain, you're treating hunger and boredom like a 'choose your own adventure' book 📚, but my waistline is not amused! Please start reading the signs before my pants file for divorce. 🍔🛋️ #BrainVsBelly"

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100 shares on Twitch this month:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

93 shares on Threads this month:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

82 shares on WeChat this month:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

91 shares on X this month:

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Going bananas on Twitch:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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