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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Humorous text about a person pleading with their brain to distinguish hunger from boredom.

Commentary:
"Dear brain, you're treating hunger and boredom like a 'choose your own adventure' book ๐Ÿ“š, but my waistline is not amused! Please start reading the signs before my pants file for divorce. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ #BrainVsBelly"


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