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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?