Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing "72h" on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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