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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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The day I start waking up early itโ€™s over for you all.

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โ€œLove is in the air.โ€ Wrong. Microplastics.

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Iโ€™m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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โ€œItโ€™s not that deep.โ€ Of course itโ€™s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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"Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’” Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? ๐Ÿ˜… #Priorities"



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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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My skin is so dry itโ€™s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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Trying to explain that Iโ€™m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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Iโ€™ve found God. Itโ€™s my turn to hide now.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.