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  • Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.
  • I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.
  • I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
  • Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”
  • If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.
  • I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.