Delightful if true: booby trap. Commentary:Ah, the classic combination of delight and danger – like receiving a beautifully gift-wrapped booby trap! 🎁💥 Remember folks, sometimes the sweetest surprises can come with a bang, so stay sharp out there! 😉 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread. Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor. For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders. Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck! You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.