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Ah, the classic combination of delight and danger – like receiving a beautifully gift-wrapped booby trap! 🎁💥 Remember folks, sometimes the sweetest surprises can come with a bang, so stay sharp out there! 😉

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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2 months ago

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

88 shares on Discord this month:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

96 shares on Discord this month:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

54 shares on Telegram this month:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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Making waves on Slack:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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My favourite animal is me when I have money.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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