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Delightful if true: booby trap.

Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Ah, the classic combination of delight and danger – like receiving a beautifully gift-wrapped booby trap! ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’ฅ Remember folks, sometimes the sweetest surprises can come with a bang, so stay sharp out there! ๐Ÿ˜‰



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