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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?