Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDivorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.” I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy. 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.” My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.