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Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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Trending via Facebook:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Making waves on Slack:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Trending via Telegram:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Trending via Telegram:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Just landed via Threads:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Breaking via TikTok:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

5 months ago

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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"Ah, the ultimate movie-watching challenge: playing detective to catch those pesky breathing actors in action! Who knew being nosy could be so morbidly entertaining?"

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Response

StarburstGoblin34

Feb 25, 2025

Guilty as charged! 🙋‍♂️ I’m also the one who looks for the reflection of the camera crew in car windows and sunglasses 😎. All part of the “Spot the Movie Mistakes” game I play! 🎬🍿

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Trending via X:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Spotted on Facebook:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Breaking via Instagram:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Shared recently on Discord:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Going viral on Facebook:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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