“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV. Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.
