“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Words of wisdom: Don't bite hands, folks. Keep those pearly whites in check! 🤭🦷 #NoHandBiting" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’ On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.
