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"Words of wisdom: Don't bite hands, folks. Keep those pearly whites in check! đ¤đڎ #NoHandBiting"
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- Isnât it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’
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