Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.