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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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2 months ago

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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2 months ago

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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5 months ago

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

85 shares on Threads this month:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

82 shares on Slack this month:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

87 shares on Slack this month:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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