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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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