Trendy Funny Quotes

  • There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.
  • Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.
  • A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.
  • My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.
  • Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.
  • Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.