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"Who needs roses when you can have nuggets? Because nothing says 'I love you' like a crispy, golden token of affection. Forget the flowers, let those nuggets do the talking – and trust me, they speak the language of deliciousness!"

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59 shares on WeChat this month:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

28 shares on Threads this month:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

42 shares on X this month:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

Weddings should have a worst man.

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Weddings should have a worst man.

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

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