Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks. Commentary:"Better watch out! Flirting with this snack enthusiast might just lead to a snackapocalypse at your doorstep 🍪🍿🥨 #SnackAttack" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment. I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate. Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers. I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.
