Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Don't tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Commentary:
“Please don’t try and pull the nostalgia card on me. I lived through it all, and let me tell you, not everything was all rainbows and unicorns back then! 🌈🦄 #BeenThereDoneThat”

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