Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook. Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.