Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone hit a double whammy of lack of car knowledge and social skills! 🤣 Remember, folks, when offering help, it's best to be prepared in all aspects of life! 🚗💁♀️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial. A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second. These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now. I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly. I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”
