Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDrove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman. One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice. The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.
