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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.