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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.