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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my…

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my…

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🤣 "When the whining orchestra begins its performance, the only logical response is to dial up Mom for an apology… and maybe a crash course on dealing with miniature divas and divos! 📞👶 #ParentingPerks"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apologize, call, family, humor, i, kids, mom, parenting, relationship, start, time, urge, whining on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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