Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.
  • I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.
  • Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.
  • My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.
  • In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.
  • If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.