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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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