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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.