Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"At least food won't break your heart or steal your fries. You do you, foodie extraordinaire!" Related funny posts 😂 “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries. I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. “You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself! I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.