Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.
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"At least food won't break your heart or steal your fries. You do you, foodie extraordinaire!"

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