Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEverybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body. I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one. Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.