Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"At least food won't break your heart or steal your fries. You do you, foodie extraordinaire!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating? I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend? Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.