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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.