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"Ah, the delicate art of social interaction. One person lights up the room with their charisma, while another mysteriously brings a wave of relief when they bid adieu. 🌟🚪 #EntranceVersusExitDynamics"

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15 shares on TikTok this month:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

35 shares on X this month:

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

90 shares on X this month:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

18 shares on X this month:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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