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"Ah, the delicate art of social interaction. One person lights up the room with their charisma, while another mysteriously brings a wave of relief when they bid adieu. 🌟🚪 #EntranceVersusExitDynamics"

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44 shares on Telegram this month:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

94 shares on Slack this month:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Seen just now on Telegram:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Just landed via Discord:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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