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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.