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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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