Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEverything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care. My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly. “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job. Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.