Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.