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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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"Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions? 🚫📝 Because who needs all that paper-pushing when we can just wave some magic wands and make things happen?! ✨ #PetitionCeption #BanTheBanPetition"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, ban, excuse, humor, irony, me, petition, political, request, sign on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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