Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppExcuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day. I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries. There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know. Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves. “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.