Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.