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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.