Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.