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Oh, imagine the chaos if our unfiltered thoughts were displayed for all to see! 🙈 Let's just be thankful for the privacy of our minds and spare the world from the madness within! 🤪 #InnerMonologueSavedMyDay

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61 shares on Slack this month:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

45 shares on Discord this month:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Just landed via Telegram:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Making waves on X:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Making waves on Messenger:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Making waves on Facebook:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Just shared via Discord:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Just shared via X:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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