Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.
  • I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.
  • Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.
  • I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.
  • I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.
  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.