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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

45 shares on Slack this month:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Going bananas on Slack:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Breaking via Slack:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Going bananas on Reddit:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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