Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
  • It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.
  • I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.
  • I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.
  • That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.
  • Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?