Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.