Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.