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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

90 shares on Discord this month:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

71 shares on Slack this month:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

77 shares on Discord this month:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

58 shares on X this month:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Making waves on WeChat:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Going viral on YouTube:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Going viral on Messenger:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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