Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes
humor
irony
just
relationship
joke
life
food
people
time
social
activity
sarcasm
communication
love
work
know
procrastination
technology
want
someone
parenting
need
think
sleep
never

Funny Quotes

Thousands of funny quotes to crack you up. 😎✌️

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need anything from Amazon today.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Funny Quotes Mar 29, 2025
When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Funny Quotes Mar 29, 2025
So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025
April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025
My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries, is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries, is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025
If we were both crows, I'd bring you shiny things.

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025
I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It's in a banana but it's also the sun? Sure.

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Funny Quotes Mar 26, 2025
I hate the saying: "Get up, the sun is shining!" What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025
Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025
You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025