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So you like bad boys? Cause I'm bad at everything.
Jan 19, 2025
You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.
Jan 19, 2025
Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.
Jan 19, 2025
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Jan 19, 2025
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.
Jan 19, 2025
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
Jan 19, 2025
Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it's a flirt, if you are ugly, it's harassment.
Jan 19, 2025
My love language is deader than Latin.
Jan 19, 2025
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Jan 19, 2025
Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.
Jan 19, 2025