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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Spotted on Twitch:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Breaking via Discord:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Going viral on Messenger:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Breaking via Discord:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Trending via X:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Live now on Threads:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Share →: Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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"Whoever came up with the name 'rice cakes' was definitely stretching the definition of 'cake' to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them 'rice discs' or 'puffed rice snacks' to avoid any more confusion! Let's end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes"

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Reported on Reddit:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Reported on YouTube:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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