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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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Spotted on Twitch:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Spotted on TikTok:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Spotted on X:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Just landed via Reddit:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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