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"When 'I just don't want to' doesn't cut it, I guess we're all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn't hear it! 🙈🤷♂️😂"
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- You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
- Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
- Christmas is coming and you’re not.
- Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.
- The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.
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- You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
- Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
- Christmas is coming and you’re not.
- Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.
- The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.
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