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Funny absence quotes

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025