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101 Funny adulthood quotes

Funny adulthood quotes poke fun at the wild ride that is “growing up” — and how no one really knows what they’re doing! 😂🧾 Whether it’s getting excited about new sponges, budgeting like a boss (and failing), or realizing naps are the highlight of your weekend, these quotes remind us that adulthood is less “put together” and more “winging it with snacks.” Because being an adult is just pretending you’re not tired… all the time! 😆💼☕

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Posted onJan 28, 2025Jan 28, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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