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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Making waves on Twitch:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Reported on Threads:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Live now on WeChat:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Live now on X:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Share →: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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