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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

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If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Blink if you want me!

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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