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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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