69 Funny awkwardness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

  Commentary:
  🐘🤔 "Is the elephant in the room with us right now?" Well, considering how big elephants are, if there was one in the room, we would definitely know… unless it's hiding behind the curtains, wearing a disguise and practicing its stealth skills! 🤭🐘

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elegance in a gracefully executed 'don't mind me, I'm just blending into the background' move 🕶️🚶‍♂️ As I age, I too have come to treasure those who are skilled in the art of 'the selective vision' 👀🤷‍♂️ Who knew invisibility could be so delightful? 😄👵 #MasterOfDisguise"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace the awkwardness, lean into the cringe…because let's be real, connecting with others is basically an exercise in controlled chaos! 🤪✨ So go on, embrace your inner weirdo and let the hilariously embarrassing moments flow! #AwkwardAndProud"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like some traditions just never go out of style! 🦃😅 Bring on the shame, it's the perfect side dish for Thanksgiving dinner. 😂🙈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

  Commentary:
  "Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things? 🙈 Because, you know, I'm quite the enthusiastic participant in the art of 'doing things' myself! 😄 Who needs smooth lines when you've got hobbies, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dilemma of choosing between innocent chatter or the unpredictable chaos! It's like deciding between sticky lollipops and sour lemons 🍭🍋 – pick your poison wisely, folks! Let's hope we can all agree that both topics are best left unsweetened 😜!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of in-person interaction – feeling the warmth of a familiar face, not facing a spreadsheet ninja like Denise from finance 🤣🤝 #OfficeDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, sounds like your vocal cords are throwing a surprise party for your tongue every time you speak! 🎉🗣️ Practice makes perfect, unless you're going for the quirky first-timer vibe! 😉 #SpeakLouderConfidence"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least my sense of humor was my ultimate wingman back then! 🤪😂 #FunnyNotFoxy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'surprise, you're not getting away that easily!' plot twist 😅🎉 It's like accidentally stepping into a comedy sketch – stay strong, brave soul! 🎈 #UnexpectedGuest #PartyPlotTwist"

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