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Feeling like a popular loner, the eternal struggle! 😂🪑😅
115 Funny awkwardness quotes
No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.
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When you finally meet someone who's your exact type, and the universe hits you with the Wi-Fi connection lost moment 😂📡🔍🌐
Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.
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Here lies the standoff of the century: outwit or forever hold your peace! 😂🤔🔍
I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.
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Turning pain into awkward art one poorly timed joke at a time! 😅🎨
No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.
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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷♂️💸🙈
Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.
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Does membership include free peanuts? 🐘🤐🥜
I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.
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Guess my master plan to avoid jogging just leaked! 🤦♂️🏃♂️💨
Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.
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Avoiding eye contact like I'm in a banana witness protection program 😂🍌🚫👀
“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.
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Lmao, at this rate, my only active status is "Netflix and couch potato" 😂🍿📺
I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.
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I'm sure it's a decent percentage, but hey, that's how I keep life interesting 😂🤔🎉