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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.