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5 months ago
Share →: Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Commentary:
"Coconut water: the drink that makes you question if you accidentally sipped someone else's backwash 🤢🥥 #NotSoRefreshing"
5 months ago
Share →: Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Commentary:
☕️ "Ah, the sweet sound of silence and the soothing aroma of coffee brewing, all whilst basking in the glory of being the only one awake! It's like a private party for your taste buds! 😄 Who needs a crowd when you have coffee as your loyal companion in the early morning hours?"
6 months ago
Share →: Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Commentary:
☕️💕 Just a casual coffee enthusiast here, sipping on that sweet elixir of life for the pure thrill of it! Who needs energy when you've got the love of the game (and a strong cup of coffee) on your side? Play on, coffee lover, play on! 💪🤣
6 months ago
Share →: I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma – do we embrace the caffeine kick of coffee ☕️ or the cozy warmth of mulled wine 🍷? Decisions, decisions! Remember, there are no wrong choices when it comes to starting your day with a bit of liquid joy… Cheers to embracing the festive spirit in all its forms! 🎄✨
6 months ago
Share →: Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the perfect combo for a productive day! ☕️😅 Who needs boring old water when you can have a drink that gives you a kick, keeps you on edge, and has you rushing to the bathroom every hour? Coffee: fueling your addiction, anxiety, and bathroom breaks since forever! 😜
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Commentary:
☕ "I don't mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but I've become an honorary member of the Colombian farmers association! 🤣 They even have a 'caffeine enthusiast' section in their wallets dedicated to me! 💼☕ #CoffeeLover"
6 months ago
Share →: Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! 🍵🍂 Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! 😉 #TeaTimeDejavu
6 months ago
Share →: Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Commentary:
"Well, that's the true holiday dilemma, isn't it? 🎄🥃 Decisions, decisions! Just remember, whichever way you go, it's all about spreading cheer! Cheers to a festive season! 🎅🥂"
6 months ago
Share →: Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Commentary:
"Capri Sun: where fruit juice meets its mysterious alter ego 😂🍹 It's like a futuristic fruit juice experiment gone slightly off the rails! 🧪🍏 #JuicyScienceGoneWrong"