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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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