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Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Going viral on Messenger:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Breaking via Twitch:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Making waves on Reddit:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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48 shares on Slack this month:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

33 shares on X this month:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

50 shares on X this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

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Hot Jokes 💥

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What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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Normalize booing in the workplace.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Spotted on Messenger:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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