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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Just shared via Discord:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Just shared via Instagram:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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44 shares on Messenger this month:

My parents think they know me.

94 shares on X this month:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

The world started without permission again.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

Being strange is exhausting.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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401 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,670

Funny Quotes Topics

17,703

Funny Quotes Images

15,670

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

You’re my least favourite notification.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Seen just now on X:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Seen just now on WeChat:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Breaking via Threads:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Live now on Pinterest:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Freshly posted on X:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Going viral on Discord:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Making waves on Threads:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Trending via Instagram:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Seen just now on X:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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