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Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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Trending via WhatsApp:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Spotted on Messenger:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Live now on WeChat:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Making waves on Discord:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

62 shares on Discord this month:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

53 shares on X this month:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

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ASAP (as sapphic as possible).

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Spotted on WeChat:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Making waves on Instagram:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Just shared via Messenger:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Live now on Reddit:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Breaking via Discord:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Live now on Facebook:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

Spotted on YouTube:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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