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Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Trending via LinkedIn:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

Live now on Discord:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Just landed via Messenger:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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