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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,720

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Breaking via WeChat:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Spotted on Pinterest:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Trending via TikTok:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Making waves on WeChat:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Live now on WeChat:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Shared recently on Twitch:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Breaking via X:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

48 shares on X this month:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

76 shares on X this month:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,632

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Just landed via Discord:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

Live now on Snapchat:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Going viral on Twitch:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Trending via Instagram:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Going viral on YouTube:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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