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Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Just shared via Reddit:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Just shared via Threads:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Making waves on Messenger:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Making waves on YouTube:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Just shared via Instagram:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Going viral on TikTok:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Going viral on Pinterest:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

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65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

87 shares on Twitch this month:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

94 shares on Discord this month:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

41 shares on Threads this month:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

This sex could have been an email.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Live now on Threads:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Spotted on Messenger:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

Going viral on Reddit:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Making waves on Discord:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Going bananas on WeChat:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Live now on Telegram:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

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