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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Breaking via TikTok:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Live now on Discord:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Spotted on YouTube:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Trending via Reddit:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Spotted on Twitch:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Going viral on Twitch:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Going viral on Messenger:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Reported on Reddit:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Seen just now on Discord:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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