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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,471

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Just shared via YouTube:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Just landed via Reddit:

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Spotted on X:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

25 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,359

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Live now on Twitch:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Spotted on Twitch:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Spotted on Telegram:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Going bananas on Telegram:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Spotted on Discord:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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