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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Going viral on Slack:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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