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Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Just landed via Instagram:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Spotted on Discord:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Making waves on Slack:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Trending via LinkedIn:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Spotted on X:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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23 shares on Facebook this month:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

19 shares on Discord this month:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Making waves on Messenger:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Trending via Telegram:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Just shared via WeChat:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Shared recently on Threads:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

Trending via Slack:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Going bananas on Reddit:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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