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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Making waves on Discord:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Going viral on Twitch:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Just landed via Slack:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Making waves on X:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Going viral on Facebook:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Trending via Telegram:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Shared recently on Threads:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Just landed via Slack:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Trending via X:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Trending via Threads:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Making waves on Instagram:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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