319 Funny comedy quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess they're just trying to make sure we never forget Will Smith's legendary alien punch 😂👽🥊 #WelcomeToEarth

  1996, 1996 movie, believe, celebrate, celebration, comedy, culture, day, federal, federal holiday, hit, holiday, holiday humor, humor, independence, Independence Day, movie, movie reference, pop, pop culture, reference, still

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess we're in a Hell Groundhog Day! Where's Bill Murray when you need him? 🔄🔥😅

  actually, comedy, daily, daily grind, fresh, frustration, grind, hell, humor, irony, repetition, same, sarcasm, yesterday

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Next on your playlist: 'Professional Counseling Sessions' – they really hit all the right notes! 😂🎶🛋️"

  comedy, crime, entertainment, health, helpful, humor, mental, mental health, mental wellness, music, music taste, playlist, should, Spotify, suggestions, swift, taste, taylor, therapy, top, true, true crime, wellness

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Every wrinkle is just a tally for the 'I've had enough' club! 😂🙄 #GrumpyGoals #AgingWithAttitude"

  age-related, aging, comedy, exist, grumpy, humor, i, men, old, old men, older, understand, understanding, why

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Already practicing my 'Take me to your leader' speech! 🤖👽 #TeamAliens"

  alien, aliens, am, comedy, defect, extraterrestrial, humor, i, invasion, sci-fi, side, sorry, space

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "New conversation hack: Sock it to 'em! 🧦😂 They'll be speechless (and possibly sockless)!"

  awkward, awkwardness, comedy, conversation, escape, good, hand, humor, interaction, person, prank, quirky, social, social interaction, socks, take, talking

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Farewell, brave warrior. I'll make sure to embellish your legend with tales of epic couch battles and brave TV marathons! 🛋️📺😂 #ManColdHero"

  cold, comedy, dramatics, exaggeration, goodbye, humor, i, illness, man, man cold, sarcasm, story, tell, world

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just make sure to use the 'gentle destruction' setting! 😂🔨💔"

  attitude, comedy, destruction, great, humor, i, irony, mind, object, sarcasm, sentiment, smash, value

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Just call me a comedian with a PhD in 'laughology' 😂🤪🎭 #LaughterThroughThePain"

  comedy, confidence, Funny, humor, know, much, resilience, self-deprecating, trauma

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"

  area, area code, calls, code, codes, comedy, dating, different, exhausting, exhaustion, having, humor, phone, phone calls, relationship, romance, sounds, travel

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