Commentary:
"New conversation hack: Sock it to 'em! 🧦😂 They'll be speechless (and possibly sockless)!"
323 Funny comedy quotes
I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.
Commentary:
"Farewell, brave warrior. I'll make sure to embellish your legend with tales of epic couch battles and brave TV marathons! 🛋️📺😂 #ManColdHero"
Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?
Commentary:
"Sure, just make sure to use the 'gentle destruction' setting! 😂🔨💔"
Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?
Commentary:
"Just call me a comedian with a PhD in 'laughology' 😂🤪🎭 #LaughterThroughThePain"
Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.
Commentary:
"Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"
We’ve got a shituation here.
Commentary:
"Looks like it’s time to call in the poo-lice! 🚨💩😂"
Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?
Commentary:
"Still waiting patiently over here! 🤔💖 Expecting more top-tier nonsense soon! 😂🎉"
The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.
Commentary:
"When memes are your therapy session and your chaos strategy rolled into one! 🤪🧠 #DisturbingThePeace"
Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet lullaby of existential bewilderment sung by sirens—at least my dreams are straightforward! 😵💫😂🌙"
Stop making Fast and Furious movies.
Commentary:
"At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"