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- Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?
- My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.
- In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.
- Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.
- I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.
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Share →: When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.
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"Ah, the treacherous waters of marriage, where love and war collide! ⚓💔 Who knew that 'happily ever after' could sometimes feel like a battle zone? ⚔️😅 Marriage: the ultimate test of teamwork and diplomacy! 💍🚢 #RelationshipStruggles" -
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"Ah, the classic 'Keep you as a spare' – perfect for emotional emergencies and relationship punctures! 🧯 Better stock up on love and kindness, just in case you get called into action! 💔😅"
Top Funny Commitment Quotes 🔥
- Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.
- I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.
- Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.
- Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”
- Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.
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