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1 month ago
Share →: I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Commentary:
"Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"
2 months ago
Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Commentary:
"Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"
2 months ago
Share →: Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when "till death do us part" had a quicker turnaround time! 💍⏳ Seems like back then, even life sentence meant something else entirely! 😂 #MarriageForLifeButWhoseLife
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Commentary:
"Regrets? Honey, I've had more names inked on me than a library card! 🤪💔 #TattooTales"
3 months ago
Share →: Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Commentary:
"Adult friendships be like: "Our plans are as flexible as a yoga instructor on a hot day" 💁‍♀️⏰😂 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"
3 months ago
Share →: When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Commentary:
"Ah, the treacherous waters of marriage, where love and war collide! ⚓💔 Who knew that 'happily ever after' could sometimes feel like a battle zone? ⚔️😅 Marriage: the ultimate test of teamwork and diplomacy! 💍🚢 #RelationshipStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Keep you as a spare' – perfect for emotional emergencies and relationship punctures! 🧯 Better stock up on love and kindness, just in case you get called into action! 💔😅"
3 months ago
Share →: Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Commentary:
"Reminder: Trust in a man's promise to fix things is directly proportional to his memory… or so the legends say. 🤷‍♂️🔧 #FixItForgetIt"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have a wallet full of cash? Just remember, money talks – but love can't buy you groceries!"
4 months ago
Share →: Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't risk falling in love and ending up in debt! 💔💸 Maybe we should just stick to awkward glances instead. 😂"