55 Funny commitment quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄

  affection, art, commitment, dating, just, liking, love, loyalty, person, relationship

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! 💍❌😂

  commitment, getting, going, marriage, married, most, parent, parents, serious, shock, shocked, us

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  I've got a hook, line, and sinker for that elusive salmon, but they keep ghosting me for the deep blue! 🎣🐟😂

  always, commitment, commitment issue, dating, distant, emotionally, emotionally distant, eye, fish, got, humor, issue, issues, people, relationship, salmon, say, sea, specific

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a solid plan. I’d only walk 500 steps and then demand a snack break 🍕🚶‍♂️😅

  commitment, distance, endurance, humor, humor quote, i, miles, song, walk, walking

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"

  1986, bad, commitment, day, fashion, feel, Goofy, goofy hat, hat, humor, i, joke, lifelong, lifelong wear, sarcasm, Slash, style, wear

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"

  bored, boredom, cheat, cheating, commitment, dating, fall, honesty, humor, humor quote, me, relationship, right, treat

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when "till death do us part" had a quicker turnaround time! 💍⏳ Seems like back then, even life sentence meant something else entirely! 😂 #MarriageForLifeButWhoseLife

  commitment, humor, irony, life, longevity, marriage, relationship, said, shorter

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Regrets? Honey, I've had more names inked on me than a library card! 🤪💔 #TattooTales"

  commitment, decision, humor, me, name, never, regret, regrets, relationship, talk, tattoo

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Adult friendships be like: "Our plans are as flexible as a yoga instructor on a hot day" 💁‍♀️⏰😂 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"

  adult, adult friendship, commitment, friendship, girl, hangout, humor, jokes, keep, life, procrastination, rescheduling, social, social life, us

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the treacherous waters of marriage, where love and war collide! ⚓💔 Who knew that 'happily ever after' could sometimes feel like a battle zone? ⚔️😅 Marriage: the ultimate test of teamwork and diplomacy! 💍🚢 #RelationshipStruggles"

  commitment, expectations, harbor, humor, i, know, marriage, relationship, surprise, turned, warship

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