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Oh yeah, "I'll see" is the ultimate RSVP for the socially averse 😂🚫🙅♂️
57 Funny commitment quotes
I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.
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Perfect! My therapist says I need new hobbies anyway! 😂💍🪦
Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.
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Promises made after a few drinks have the same shelf life as a politician's campaign promises—zero percent reliability! 🍻🤷♂️✨
No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.
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Swiping left on dating apps because my true love is the library 📚❤️🤣
If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.
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Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣
Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?
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Guess I'll have to make some space in the closet for my dreams of a man cave 😂🏠
What happened to the art of just liking one person?
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Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄
Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.
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Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! 💍❌😂
People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.
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I've got a hook, line, and sinker for that elusive salmon, but they keep ghosting me for the deep blue! 🎣🐟😂
I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.
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Sounds like a solid plan. I’d only walk 500 steps and then demand a snack break 🍕🚶♂️😅