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6 months ago
Share →: Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Commentary:
"Person: *showering me with compliments* Me: Hold on, let me just sprinkle a little reality on this 🌧️💁‍♂️ #HumbleBragging"
6 months ago
Share →: Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the age-old mystery of why complimenting someone can sometimes feel like diffusing a bomb 🎩🤷‍♂️ Can't we all just keep it simple and classy, gentlemen? 💁‍♀️💬"
6 months ago
Share →: Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Commentary:
Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove
6 months ago
Share →: I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Commentary:
"May your day be as fabulous as my *bootylicious* behind 🍑💁‍♀️ Remember, good vibes only! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Commentary:
"Let's hope her selfie game is shockingly good! ⚡️💁‍♀️ Remember, compliments are a girl's best defense against electrocution, folks! 😉 #selfieprotection"
6 months ago
Share →: If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Commentary:
"Looks like your compliments are causing a climate change in my eyewear! 🌬️👓 Don't stop, I'm just trying to keep it cool and clear here 😎 #FoggyFlattery"
6 months ago
Share →: I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some purr-sonality – a delightful blend of annoyance and sweetness! 🐱😆 Reminds me of that cat who always knocks things off the shelf but then nuzzles up for cuddles just when you're ready to lose your mind! 😼💕 No doubt, you're the full package – like a purr-fectly imperfect feline friend! 🐾✨
6 months ago
Share →: I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but compliments are forever! 🎉 Embrace the aging process, just make sure to add some extra years for those sweet, sweet 'you look amazing' comments! 😉👵 #ForeverYoung"
6 months ago
Share →: Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Commentary:
Looks like we have a new executive chef in the office! 🍴👨‍🍳 Don't forget to savor the unique aroma of success…or maybe just open a window. 😂 #ChefOfTheYear
6 months ago
Share →: Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Commentary:
"Those tater tots better watch out, looks like trouble ahead! 🥔😄 Stay crispy, little tots!"