Funny convicted felon quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe left for the grandpa, swipe right for the jailbird 🧓🔒 Looks like the dating pool is more like a pond with those options! 🌊 Who said romance was dead? 💔😂"

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